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BE MAD LIKE HELL!!!

2010-07-28T14:34:00.005+02:00

Visit the site, watch the video, sign the petition and MAKE A DIFFERENCE TODAY!

One billion people are CHRONICALLY HUNGRY!!!

http://www.1billionhungry.org/consti/

62.7
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To Procrastinate Further r Just Leave Everything and Go Out?

2010-07-25T14:35:00.003+02:00

62.8

Such a warm Sunday to enjoy. Consti is infront of her laptop. Must actually study, but doesn'T feel like, thus procrastinating.

This is a dirty circle, where, when I should go out for a walk I'll have bad conscious, but if I keep staying, I'll procrastinate longer.

Wanna have my PhD in advanced procrastination studies.

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Uncool

2010-07-22T13:24:00.002+02:00

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There I feel sorry for those, who can't develop any persnal style, taste or hobby and who tend to steal/copy/imitiate from the others.

It is totally nerving, firstly; secondly much wishy-washy.

Huh!

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Motivation

2010-07-21T08:51:00.001+02:00

62.2

Today is supposed to be a highly industrious day. Use it well!

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One Another Day

2010-07-20T07:43:00.003+02:00

62.2

A brilliant good morning :)

There I go...

2010-07-19T12:48:00.001+02:00

62.3
Hmmm...

Shit Happens...

2010-04-03T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Spinach is not for Children

2010-03-20T08:00:00.002+01:00

Does your kid eat spinach? I don't believe you.

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I Don't Want to Study Today

2010-03-15T08:00:00.001+01:00

Sometimes I don't want to study anymore.
Tday is one of those days.
Hmpfhsss...

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50 Movie Spoilers of 2009

2010-03-11T08:00:00.000+01:00

The very recent video -released on Feb 28- of Fine Bros is as cool as their other videos.
They are once again spoiling films, this time movies of 2009.

Have fun!

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Parenting is Significant

2010-03-10T08:00:00.002+01:00

Watch out!
You are raising psycho children!!! They are not more innocent than Chucky.
Horrible.

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Whazzup?

2010-03-09T08:00:00.001+01:00

Hey Daniel! Whazzup mate?

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Büyük Türk Düsünürü Demet Akalin

2010-03-08T13:51:00.002+01:00

iranlı sair; aska uçarsan kanadın yanar ;
mevlana ; aska uçmazsan kanat neye yarar ? ;
yunus emre ; aska vardıktan sonra kanadı kim arar ? ;
demet akalin ; askın acamadigi kapı kanatlanip ucamadigi yer mı var?

(Eksi'den Hukumsuzum'un #18394172 no'lu entry'si)

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GRADUATION!

2010-03-08T08:00:00.003+01:00

Now I've a concept about how to celebrate my graduation!

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Soften Yourself

2010-03-07T08:00:00.001+01:00

For a healthy psychology, do not suppress your emotions. Let it go.

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Li'l Devils

2010-03-06T08:00:00.001+01:00

Keep them entertained!!!

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Wake Up Tired?

2010-03-05T08:00:00.001+01:00

Don't you sometimes wake up tired?

If it happens constantly, try to go to bed at a certain time regularly, take some vitamine tablettes, do some sports for a better blood circulation, and eat healthy.

It is spring, most of us suffer due to this problem. It will get better soon.

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Click Me!

2010-03-04T15:03:00.001+01:00

http://www.e-castig.com/index.php?r=bGqh

THANKS A LOT!!

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Cable Salad

2010-03-04T08:00:00.002+01:00

I need a solution for all the cables around my desk.

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Nothing to Watch Among 40 Channels

2010-03-03T08:00:00.002+01:00

Sometimes there is nothing to watch on TV, which has almost 40 channles!
That's annoying!!!
Grrrrr....

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Climate Change

2010-03-02T08:00:00.000+01:00

"WE COULD HAVE STOPPED CASASTROPHIC CLIMATE CHANGE...WE DIDN'T"

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Office Jokes Make Your Day

2010-03-01T08:00:00.002+01:00

Do you find your office boring?

What'bout coloring the atmosphere a li'l bit?
See what the others are doing:

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Good Day Ma'm! Good Day Sir!

2010-02-28T08:00:00.004+01:00

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Smooth Waves for Your Hair

2010-02-27T08:00:00.002+01:00

The Beauty Tip of the Day:

Wanna have big, smooth, romantic waves?
Then follow her:

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Nothing to Wear?

2010-02-26T08:00:00.002+01:00

Hey Girls,

Don't yu think from time to time that you don't have anything to wear, although you often do shopping?

You better stop this sick though and dissatisfaction and dig your wardrobe once again.

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Cheval Glass

2010-02-25T08:00:00.002+01:00

After long loong years, I finally have a tall mirror.
It is good to see the rest of my neck.

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Somebody's Fault

2010-02-24T08:00:00.003+01:00

There is a certain category of people, who tend to consider some other people responsible for anything that goes wrong.
I tell you, they are dangerous people. Better to keep maximum distance from them.

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Need a Bike? I'm Selling One!

2010-02-23T08:00:00.000+01:00

I am selling the bike of a friend of mine.
It is a small one.
Seriously small.

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Laptop

2010-02-22T08:00:00.000+01:00

Notebooks are multifunctional, but not that much OK?

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Happy New Year!

2010-01-01T07:00:00.000+01:00

Thanks god, for everything that you gave me last year.
Don't begrudge them from me this year, too.

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GOOD MORNING!

2009-12-28T08:00:00.000+01:00

Do I need to wake up early today? I don't want to...
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Clumsi Consti!

2009-12-26T08:00:00.000+01:00

Consti managed to break one glass more.
I've 2 left.
I want Ikea as my sponsor.

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Winter Mood On

2009-12-22T23:25:00.004+01:00

Although that does not fruit any spritual reboot, still a winter wandering is somehow refreshing, menthally as physically.
Do it.
Enjoy it.
Don't step on the migrator penguins.
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Everybody Wants to Ride Rudolf!

2009-12-20T08:00:00.002+01:00

Nice to watch snowflakes fallin down.
Good Mood Song: Let it snow let it snow let it snow :)

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Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer

2009-12-19T08:00:00.002+01:00

Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

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Stop Giving Children Alcohol!

2009-12-18T08:00:00.001+01:00

Top doctor's warning to parents on 'middle-class obsession' of giving children water thinned wine and other sorts of alcohol.

Sir Liam Donaldson said parents should give under-15s no alcohol at all.

Those aged from 15 to 18 should be allowed a small amount no more than once a week, he said.

myths about children's drinking were harmful. He implied most were held by middle-class parents.

'The more they get a taste for it, the more likely they are to be heavy drinking adults or binge drinkers later in childhood.'

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Billy Stewart - Summertime

2009-12-11T08:00:00.001+01:00

Adorable...

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CEM ADRIAN

2009-12-09T08:00:00.002+01:00

Good Morning World!

Have you ever heard of this guy, Cem Adrian? A Turkish Singer. What is special about him is his vocal cords that are three times longer than regular. Thus he sings from soprano to bass! This means he has 7 octaves and he uses 5 of them whilst singin'. Uwww...Really impressive. Although he has many songs composed by himself, I introduce him to you with a classical jazz standard: Summertime.

P.S: http://www.cemadrian.com/

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Offside

2009-12-01T08:00:00.001+01:00

ne zaman gol diye ayağa kalksak, elinde ofsayt bayrağıyla bekler hayat...

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Fuck Today, It's Tomorrow

2009-11-25T06:00:00.000+01:00

Wanna hear Freddie sayin' "fuck today, it's tomorrow"? There you go:

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After 18 Years Without Freddie...

2009-11-24T17:00:00.001+01:00

~Love of my Life~

love of my life you've hurt me
you've broken my heart and now you leave me
love of my life can't you see
bring it back bring it back
don't take it away from me
because you don't know
what it means to me
love of my life don't leave me
you've taken my love you now desert me
love of my life can't you see
bring it back bring it back
don't take it away from me
because you don't know
what it means to me
you will remember
when this is blown over
and everything's all by the way
when i grow older
i will be there at your side to remind you
how i still love you i still love you
back hurry back
please bring it back home to me
because you don't know
what it means to me
love of my life
love of my life

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Soccer Nerves

2009-11-24T08:00:00.001+01:00

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GOOD MORNING HONEY!

2009-11-08T11:37:00.001+01:00

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Sincaplar Gibi Yasamak...

2009-10-23T08:00:00.002+02:00

yasamak sakaya gelmez,
büyük bir ciddiyetle yasayacaksin
bir sincap gibi mesela,
yani, yasamin dişinda ve ötesinde hiçbir şey beklemeden
yani, bütün işin gücün yasamak olacak.

yaşamayi ciddiye alacaksin,
yani, o derecede, öylesine ki,
mesela, kollarin bağli arkadan, sirtin duvarda,
yahut, kocaman gözlüklerin,
beyaz gömleğinle bir laboratuarda
insanlar için ölebileceksin,
hem de yüzünü bile görmediğin insanlar için,
hem de hiç kimse seni buna zorlamamişken,
hem de en güzel,
en gerçek şeyin yasamak olduğunu bildiğin halde.

yani, öylesine ciddiye alacaksin ki yasamayi,
yetmişinde bile, mesela, zeytin dikeceksin,
hem de öyle çocuklara falan kalir diye değil,
ölmekten korktuğun halde ölüme inanmadiğin için,
yasamak, yani ağir bastiğindan.

diyelim ki, ağir ameliyatlik hastayiz,
yani, beyaz masadan
bir daha kalkmamak ihtimali de var
duymamak mümkün değilse de biraz erken gitmenin kederini
biz yine de güleceğiz anlatman bektaşi fikrasina,
hava yağmurlu mu, diye bakacağiz pencereden,
yahut da yine sabirsizlikla bekleyeceğiz
en son ajans haberlerini.

diyelim ki, dövüşülmeye değer bir şeyler için,
diyelim ki, cephedeyiz.
daha orda ilk hücumda, daha o gün
yüzükoyun kapaklanip ölmek de mümkün.
tuhaf bir hinçla bileceğiz bunu,
fakat yine de çildirasiya merak edeceğiz
belki yillarca sürecek olan savasin sonunu

diyelim ki, hapisteyiz,
yasimiz da elliye yakin,
daha da on sekiz sene olsun açilmasina demir kapinin.
yine de dişariyla beraber yasayacağiz,
insanlari, hayvanlari, kavgasi ve rüzgariyla
yani, duvarin arkasindaki dişariyla.

yani, nasil ve nerde olursak olalim
hiç ölünmeyecekmiş gibi yaşanacak...

bu dünya soğuyacak,
yildizlarin arasinda bir yildiz,
hem de en ufaciklarindan,
mavi kadifede bir yildiz zerresi yani,
yani, bu koskocaman dünyamiz.

bu dünya soğuyacak günün birinde,
hatta bir buz yiğini
yahut ölü bir bulut gibi de değil,
boş bir ceviz gibi yuvarlanacak
zifiri karanlikta uçsuz bucaksiz.

şimdiden çekilecek acisi bunun,
duyulacak mahzunluğu şimdiden.
böylesine sevilecek bu dünya
"yaşadim" diyebilmen için...

Nazim Hikmet
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WFP: Number Of World’s Hungry Tops A Billion

2009-10-22T08:00:00.002+02:00

"More than one billion people, almost a sixth of humanity, are now undernourished, according to the latest estimates from the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organization."
(World Food Organization)

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Equal Portioning

2009-10-21T08:00:00.002+02:00

Is portioning a cake equally among the guests possible? Is it important actually? Hell yeah, of course it is important; when I make unidentical slices I go insane, begin biting my nails, and feel much stress.

Thanks for the very thoughtful neighbours of mine, they bought me this milimetrical slicer. Now I feel better...

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Keep Ants Off Your Kitchen

2009-10-20T08:00:00.002+02:00

How many times did I tell you to keep the kitchen clean? Its again invaded by the ants.

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Good Night Sweetie!

2009-10-19T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Consume More...

2009-10-18T08:00:00.002+02:00

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How Do You Like Your Egg?

2009-10-17T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Parenting 101

2009-10-16T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Have a Nice Day Hon!

2009-10-15T08:00:00.000+02:00

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For the Sake of a Little Black Dress

2009-10-14T08:00:00.000+02:00

"I do not regret that I gave my last money on this black dress instead of getting the roof fixed. I already have an umbrella. That helps. At least a look fancy."

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Please Silent The Kid In You

2009-10-13T08:00:00.000+02:00

Alright, it is always nice to keep a child in you and let it go from time to time. But you came to the limit of speaking with a baby tone or sucking your tumb this is no more healthy.
Itz just making me mad. Stop it. It does not make you pretty.
Or I'll bring the punitive Consti back.

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Sing Some Xmas Carols with Barney!

2009-10-12T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Gooood Morning!

2009-10-11T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Wanna Accompany?

2009-10-10T08:00:00.000+02:00

A nice autumn day to spend an afternoon under a tree, with friends, chatting and eating sunflower seeds.

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O-Ren Ishii

2009-10-09T08:00:00.000+02:00

O-Ren is still unemployed since Kill Bill Vol.I.
She left her katana away and is blowing off steam by table tennis.

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Why to Pull Troops from Iraq?

2009-10-08T08:00:00.000+02:00

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Rebuilding Afghanistan

2009-10-07T08:00:00.001+02:00

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According to Netanyahu...

2009-10-06T08:00:00.001+02:00

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"Keep Your Kids Hands Busy"

2009-10-05T08:00:00.000+02:00

Some ads are just adorable!

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Yahoo

2009-10-04T08:00:00.001+02:00

Consti is bored of Yahoo's purple.
Can someone pls tell the guys to switch into orange?

Oeh, enough.

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“What You See Might Not Be Real”

2009-10-03T08:00:00.001+02:00

Whadda grat sculture by Chen Wenling!
His red art is worthed to see.

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Alonso@Ferrari, What About Raikonnen?

2009-10-02T11:30:00.000+02:00

Although Alonso is such a great pilot to do wonders with his Renault, and most probably gonna sweep over with Ferrari; I am barely more into Raikonnen's driving. Does anyone have a clue about what he will do now? I hope seeing him@McLaren Team.

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Did You Already Checked Millerfeld?

2009-10-01T23:56:00.006+02:00

Millerfeld is broadcasting on www.millerfeld.com . Although the site is still being constructed, those guys are publishing lotta fun stuff on their site. The characters, comix, blog are fancy. The sparkling cursor on the history part is a nice detail.
You better keep watching it regularly, those guys seem to produce much fun!

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Beat Drums!

2009-09-15T21:52:00.002+02:00

People I discovered a web sute. It is called People of Walmart.
Some Walmart guys made photos of weird customers. Some are quite incredible and made Consti cracked up and burst into laughter.

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Doing the "Write" Thing!!!

2009-09-04T05:15:00.002+02:00

Ain't it tragic that I've to keep awake till this time because of the bloody script?

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Lets Do Some Work

2009-09-02T13:21:00.004+02:00

I am really bored of this dissertation drama.
Seriously...

All the fantasies that I harboured about my studies, here I drop. I put my feet on the ground.
Lets take some action.

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Shambles

2009-08-31T09:50:00.003+02:00

There, in the middle of the life I abide.
No wisemen to speak with.
Everything is ruined.
Material, spritual.
Although bleeding, can't run back to my parents for consolation.
No father to take me on the laps, no mom to embrace, no sibling to lean on;
No doc to dress my wounds;
As Mika said,
no hope no love no glory.
No success, no benjamins.
Ruins...

Funk Rocks

2009-08-25T00:37:00.002+02:00

Initially I gotta thank Beatrix Kiddo for the title, since its her saying.

I hardly paid any attention to Funk till today, except the music of Betone . I am quite glad to get an introduction to this music form of glorious rythm and wriggly bass.

So far, with my limited knowledge and familiarity of this music, I can say it is hard to stay constant with it! It defintely fills the audience with good mood colors and euphoria!

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Ah but here I am, on the road again

2009-08-21T02:43:00.013+02:00

I do love this.
Such a gift. Mmmmh.
Wanna close my eyes, breath deep and get lighten off of all burdens, problems; just be alone with my hearth in a sunset.
My hearth...

but here i am, on the road again

turn the page

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Don't Burn Your Dreams

2009-08-19T00:07:00.007+02:00

The room was cold.
I ignited my dreams.
It did not get warmer.

(Progressive night poetry by Consti. ehehe)

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Consti Has Beaten the Cyclopes

2009-08-18T02:34:00.003+02:00

Although I did not manage to reach Ithaca yet, I already got the point that its the journey it matters* My journey was not the easiest one. I fell down for a number of times. It hurted. At least I can say, I managed to stand up once again, cleaned the dust off me, and kept walking despite my bleeding knees. The journey costed much till now, thus I can't turn back. Hah, turning back? Who wants it? I'll climb till the very end and plant my flag on the climax**.

That is why Consti is a hero. Consti will save you too. Hope does not make happy, but happiness it worthed to be hoped. Keep hoping, dear reader..:)

*but still the destination as well. I am not that mature ok?! I "WANT". -> Lola gets...

** All I need is a piece of, really a tiny pinch of peace'n happyness to drive me further.

ITHAKA

When setting out upon your way to Ithaca,
wish always that your course be long,
full of adventure, full of lore.
Of the Laestrygones and of the Cyclopes,
of an irate Poseidon never be afraid;
such things along your way you will not find,
if lofty is your thinking, if fine sentiment
in spirit and in body touches you.
Neither Laestrygones nor Cyclopes,
nor wild Poseidon will you ever meet,
unless you bear them in your soul,
unless your soul has raised them up in front of you.

Wish always that your course be long;
that many there be of summer morns
when with such pleasure, such great joy,
you enter ports now for the first time seen;
that you may stop at some Phoenician marts,
to purchase there the best of wares,
mother-of-pearl and coral, amber, ebony,
hedonic perfumes of all sorts--
as many such hedonic perfumes as you can;
that you may go to various Egyptian towns
to learn, and learn from those schooled there.

Your mind should ever be on Ithaca.
Your reaching there is your prime goal.
But do not rush your journey anywise.
Better that it should last for many years,
and that, now old, you moor at Ithaca at last,
a man enriched by all you gained upon the way,
and not expecting Ithaca to give you further wealth.

For Ithaca has given you the lovely trip.
Without her you would not have set your course.
There is no more that she can give.

If Ithaca seems then too lean, you have not been deceived.
As wise as you are now become, of such experience,
you will have understood what Ithaca stands for.

Constantine P. Cavafy

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Iran Bewilders

2009-08-16T23:50:00.003+02:00

You can't simply judge Iran with a stupid signplate I posted below. That is such a fantastic country, posessing own special dynamics.

Mahmud Ahmadinejad released the new government. You know what? There are 3 female ministers.

Did you know that Iran parlament has reserved seats for minorities? Like a seat for Jews.

Did you know that Iran government pays regard to the rights of the its Jewish citizens, and the second crowded Jewish population in the region is in Iran following Israel? Surprised? Sure. After all the anti-Israeli rhetoric of the Iranian leaders...

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Iran

2009-08-14T13:48:00.002+02:00

Its no fun, no joke, that is just the basic, very daily reality in Iran.

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Would it Convince You to Come?

2009-08-11T16:58:00.004+02:00

I was speaking to a friend about the prospective career plans and told her that it would be cool to have an academic experience in Israel. She questioned it a lot about the safety. There the answer comes:

Clever ad!!!

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About Love

2009-08-06T01:09:00.002+02:00

Consti saw a status on Facebok from a friend and feels compelled to share it here:

Love is confusion, living in a perfect illusion nothing's like before living in a painful confusion... You wanna stop it, you want more more more

I Tell You, Men are Worse in This Sense

2009-07-08T13:53:00.002+02:00

Today, the very unscientific experiment of Consti's make a start. We'll learn the eagerness of both genders in gossiping, but especially we will learn about the men side of the story.

Last time Consti made an attempt to see the inner side of men's gossip world, it took only 4 days that the gossip made a round tour and come back to me.

Now by this afternoon it begins once again. I wonder if I ever gonna hear about it, or will it be kept ungossipped amongst people -as abovementioned, particularly men-.

It seems that Consti is procrastinating with advanced tools...

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Consti Wonders if it is PMS or Normal Sensitivity...

2009-07-07T22:04:00.003+02:00

I gotta admit that I am tightly moved by the few words of the little girl. I, anyhow, know how it feels...:.(

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One Hundred Years of Solitude

2009-07-03T06:00:00.001+02:00

Consti is quite fond of GGM and his One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Look what he has written down:

Lost in the solitude of his immense power, he began to lose direction. He was bothered by the people who cheered him in neighboring villages, and he imagined that they were the same cheers they gave the enemy. Everywhere he met adolescents who looked at him with his own eyes, who spoke to him with his own voice, who greeted him with the same mistrust with which he greeted them, and who said they were his sons. He felt scattered about, multiplied, and more solitary than ever. He was convinced that his own officers were lying to him. He fought with the Duke of Marlborough. "The best friend a person has," he would say at that time, "is one who has just died."

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Nuri Pakdil

2009-07-02T06:00:00.001+02:00

"Ben ,bir şeyi hiç mi hiç az sevemedim, hele orta hiç sevemedim: hep çok sevdim.
Arkadaşlarımı da çok severim. Yeryüzüne biterim. Eve portakal aldıgımda kasayla alırım, dayanamayanlar çürür..."

Nuri Pakdil

"I have never devil a bit liked something a shade, most particularly I never liked something average: I always loved much. I love my friends much. I am fond of the earth. Whenever I buy oranges, I buy a crate of them, those that don't endure goes bad..."

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Findings of Michael Jackson Autopsy

2009-07-01T06:30:00.000+02:00

The Consti Magazine keeps reporting. According to the news published yesterday, the so called autopsy photos are fake and they don't belong to Mike.

As for the autopsy results: They are real and quite sad.

I copy directly:

"Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.

And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations. LUNGED to a “severely emaciated” 8st 1oz. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.

Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.

LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.

A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.

SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.

All appeared to result from attempts to pump adrenaline directly into the organ in a failed bit to restart it.

Three of the injections had penetrated the heart wall — causing damage — but a fourth missed and hit one of the 50-year-old star’s ribs.

The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.

The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.

As inquiries into the tragedy last night focused on the star’s personal physician Dr Conrad Murray, a source close to the Jackson entourage said: “Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realise the appalling state he was in.

“He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years.

“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed. Somebody is going to have to pay.”

Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.

He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.

Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.

Additional damage was believed to have been caused by oxygen masks and tubing inserted during resuscitation attempts. But in an ironic twist, the probe found Jacko was recovering well from skin cancer — with an op to shave cells from his chest a total success.

A second autopsy demanded by the Jackson family was carried out at a secret location on Saturday after the first ruled out foul play.

Family friend Rev Jesse Jackson said the family were deeply suspicious about what caused his death.

Dr Murray was hired just 11 days ago by AEG Live — the firm masterminding Jacko’s 50-date residency at London’s O2 Arena, which was due to start next month.

Sources claimed the family were preparing a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against the cardiologist.

Detectives were unable to find the doctor at Jackson’s home and his car was taken away for analysis as police sought him for questioning. He surfaced late on Friday and was quizzed over the weekend.

The Sun told on Saturday how Jacko had developed stage fright for the first time and was terrified of performing the comeback gigs.

Aides claimed the ailing star even believed he would be KILLED if he pulled out on health grounds. We also revealed he was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.

Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed."

Ain't is quite depressing.
Mike what have you done to your self, huh? :-/
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Beşiktaş

2009-07-01T06:00:00.001+02:00

Gel de sevme Beşiktaş'ı yahu...:))

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Whatz in Your Mind?

2009-06-30T10:53:00.001+02:00

Or perhaps I should have asked "whatz on your mind?"

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Matrushka Zippo by Bobiler Family

2009-06-29T06:00:00.001+02:00

Ain't it great?

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Automobile Industry in the Hands of Women

2009-06-28T06:00:00.000+02:00

Do you do your make up on your way to office? Automobile manufacturers did not forget you...

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Lisa Marie says...

2009-06-27T06:00:00.000+02:00

Did you read the touching statement of Lisa Marie Presley, the ex-wife of MJ and the doughter of Elvis?

Here you go:

"Years ago Michael and I were having a deep conversation about life in general.

I can't recall the exact subject matter but he may have been questioning me about the circumstances of my Fathers Death.

At some point he paused, he stared at me very intensely and he stated with an almost calm certainty, "I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did."

I promptly tried to deter him from the idea, at which point he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded almost matter of fact as if to let me know, he knew what he knew and that was kind of that.

14 years later I am sitting here watching on the news an ambulance leaves the driveway of his home, the big gates, the crowds outside the gates, the coverage, the crowds outside the hospital, the Cause of death and what may have led up to it and the memory of this conversation hit me, as did the unstoppable tears.

A predicted ending by him, by loved ones and by me, but what I didn't predict was how much it was going to hurt when it finally happened.

The person I failed to help is being transferred right now to the LA County Coroners office for his Autopsy.

All of my indifference and detachment that I worked so hard to achieve over the years has just gone into the bowels of hell and right now I am gutted.

I am going to say now what I have never said before because I want the truth out there for once.

Our relationship was not "a sham" as is being reported in the press. It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a "Normal life" found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part. Nonetheless, I do believe he loved me as much as he could love anyone and I loved him very much.

I wanted to "save him" I wanted to save him from the inevitable which is what has just happened.

His family and his loved ones also wanted to save him from this as well but didn't know how and this was 14 years ago. We all worried that this would be the outcome then.

At that time, In trying to save him, I almost lost myself.

He was an incredibly dynamic force and power that was not to be underestimated.

When he used it for something good, It was the best and when he used it for something bad, It was really, REALLY bad.

Mediocrity was not a concept that would even for a second enter Michael Jackson's being or actions.

I became very ill and emotionally/ spiritually exhausted in my quest to save him from certain self-destructive behavior and from the awful vampires and leeches he would always manage to magnetize around him.

I was in over my head while trying.

I had my children to care for, I had to make a decision.

The hardest decision I have ever had to make, which was to walk away and let his fate have him, even though I desperately loved him and tried to stop or reverse it somehow.

After the Divorce, I spent a few years obsessing about him and what I could have done different, in regret.

Then I spent some angry years at the whole situation.

At some point, I truly became Indifferent, until now.

As I sit here overwhelmed with sadness, reflection and confusion at what was my biggest failure to date, watching on the news almost play by play The exact Scenario I saw happen on August 16th, 1977 happening again right now with Michael (A sight I never wanted to see again) just as he predicted, I am truly, truly gutted.

Any ill experience or words I have felt towards him in the past has just died inside of me along with him.

He was an amazing person and I am lucky to have gotten as close to him as I did and to have had the many experiences and years that we had together.

I desperately hope that he can be relieved from his pain, pressure and turmoil now.

He deserves to be free from all of that and I hope he is in a better place or will be.

I also hope that anyone else who feels they have failed to help him can be set free because he hopefully finally is.

The World is in shock but somehow he knew exactly how his fate would be played out some day more than anyone else knew, and he was right.

I really needed to say this right now, thanks for listening.

~LMP"

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Rest in Peace MJ

2009-06-26T06:00:00.008+02:00

The legend of pop, the most shining star of pop passed away. He was about to do his final comeback since after almost a decade.

He is a piece of my childhood'n teenages. I feel quite oldened. If even MJ dies, I must have been grown up looong ago.

My favorit was smooth criminal, thriller and b.jean. Still all the others are echoing in my speakers now. I'm baaaaaad I'm baaaaaaaad..:)

"alliwannasayisthattheydontreallycareaboutus"

"it don't matter if you are black or white"

"just beat it,beat it, beat it,beat it"

I love his personal style. This is one of the things about him that I'll miss much. His unique charism. He is the one that a generation may come across only for once, the one who changed the history of music. He is truly global.

Rest in peace moonwalker. Immortality suits you well.
Greet "The King" Elvis there.

:.(

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Bored in the Class?

2009-06-25T11:08:00.001+02:00

Some classes are boring and some pupils take it as an opportunity for art expressions or expression of patience.
Whatever..

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Last Lecture...

2009-06-24T06:00:00.001+02:00

This speech was presented in October 2007.
Dr. Randy Pausch passed away on July 25, 2008.
How many of us has a real message to transmit to the rest of the world?

His quotes are brilliant:

"Wait long enough and people will surprise and impress you"

"Focus on other people, not on yourself"

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

R.I.P Prof. Pausch.

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Dramatic Difference

2009-06-23T06:00:00.002+02:00

Could you guess who this sweet young woman is getting her hair done up?

My goodness, it is Dita von Teese!!!

What the hell does she put herself under that much make-up that adds her at least 15 ages?

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Dark Souls

2009-06-22T06:00:00.003+02:00

Nowadays I am observing a friend of mine being beated by the 'self' by the fierce side of her soul.
On one hand I find the recent tendencies and behaviours totally odd, and on the other side I know this is a piece of all of us. In the name of being 'friends' I made a speech with a proper way of saying what is going wrong in my friend. Still 1) no cure can come from outside other than a piece of advice 2)this is not the person I used to know till today, thus I feel like distancing myself.

This subject is all about dilemmas.

I disapprove the person due to lack of self reformation. I agree that everyone may come across to an examination of dark side of the own, but still I guess at least in the public sphere we are mostly programmed to hide this part, although the war between the sides go on in the soul. When the primitive side becomes visible in the social arena, this makes the person the dumbest ever. The cures of some senses like greed, jealousy, pride must be sought inside. Otherwise they turn to be grubs nibbling the soul besides tearing off you from your friends, reduces the sincerity in between and the trust, as well. I mean, if yo cannot even cure your own sides, how can I lean on you when I get introuble with my soul and emotions? I am a Turkish woman where the word "friend" sourced out "where you lean your back".

If your soul is dark, and dampens mine, it is no more something from outside help. I cannot help. I can only cure myself, and expect the counterpart to do so. This is the very dangerous path to alienation. I observe a soul seeking refuge to others to find a path and melting in the wrong emotions of the id, the very rough and animal like side of the personality.

When I think of the situation I can't help pronouncing the perfect German word defining it: fremdschämen --> vicarious embarrasment.

I hope we never fall in traps of the soul and id...

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Father's Day

2009-06-21T15:04:00.003+02:00

I do not hesitate to express my distate for "mother's day" and "father's day".

I will not be typing about the financial interest cliché. What I want to tell is, those days hurt a gigantic number of people.

I don't know how many people make something nice with their fathers on this day; but I know how many people flow to grave-yards and shed tears for another day without the father or mother.

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Something New for You

2009-06-21T06:00:00.002+02:00

Most probably this is something quite exotic to you; I mean even for me. I listened to them and I loved the feeling there, thus I felt compelled to share with you:

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She is Detached

2009-06-20T06:00:00.002+02:00

Some women are quite handy to handle anything possible. They never ask for help.
Well, appreciated...

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Gorgeous Idea!

2009-06-18T06:00:00.005+02:00

Consti wants to find that lift'n hit on the button once to live the moment when god created Adam and when Michalengelo carved it on sixtine chapel.
Hillarious!

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Remember Dita von Teese?

2009-06-17T06:00:00.002+02:00

As I met this photo above somewhere online, I directly recalled the burlesque star, stripper Dita von Teese naked in an oversize Martini glass.
Please do not blame me. This is no offence but just a simple, regular free association that I can't help.

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Cartoon Drawing on Its Own..:)

2009-06-16T06:00:00.003+02:00

Ain't it practical?...:P

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Inspiration of the Day

2009-06-15T06:00:00.002+02:00

James Dean record only 3 movies and he was only 24 when he died in a car crash. Still, he became a rebel legend and turned into the physical embodiment of it.

Well, I recalled Eagles suddenly:

james dean, james dean
i know just what you mean
james dean, you said it all so clean
and i know my life would look allright
if i could see it on the silver screen
you were the lowdown rebel if there ever was
even if you had no cause
james dean, you said it all so clean
and i know my life would look all right
if i could see it on the silver screen
we'll talk about a low-down bad refrigerator,
you were just too cool for school
sock hop, soda pop, basketball and auto shop,
the only thing that got you off was breakin' all the rules
james dean, james dean
so hungry and so lean
james dean, you said it all so clean
and i know my life would look all right
if i could see it on the silver screen
little james dean, up on the screen
wond'rin' who he might be
along came a spyder and picked up a rider
and took him down the road to eternity
james dean, james dean, you bought it sight unseen
you were too fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
you were to fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye, bye

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