Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I Tell You, Men are Worse in This Sense

Today, the very unscientific experiment of Consti's make a start. We'll learn the eagerness of both genders in gossiping, but especially we will learn about the men side of the story.

Last time Consti made an attempt to see the inner side of men's gossip world, it took only 4 days that the gossip made a round tour and come back to me.

Now by this afternoon it begins once again. I wonder if I ever gonna hear about it, or will it be kept ungossipped amongst people -as abovementioned, particularly men-.

It seems that Consti is procrastinating with advanced tools...

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Consti Wonders if it is PMS or Normal Sensitivity...

I gotta admit that I am tightly moved by the few words of the little girl. I, anyhow, know how it feels...:.(

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Friday, July 3, 2009

One Hundred Years of Solitude

Consti is quite fond of GGM and his One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Look what he has written down:

Lost in the solitude of his immense power, he began to lose direction. He was bothered by the people who cheered him in neighboring villages, and he imagined that they were the same cheers they gave the enemy. Everywhere he met adolescents who looked at him with his own eyes, who spoke to him with his own voice, who greeted him with the same mistrust with which he greeted them, and who said they were his sons. He felt scattered about, multiplied, and more solitary than ever. He was convinced that his own officers were lying to him. He fought with the Duke of Marlborough. "The best friend a person has," he would say at that time, "is one who has just died."

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Nuri Pakdil

"Ben ,bir şeyi hiç mi hiç az sevemedim, hele orta hiç sevemedim: hep çok sevdim.
Arkadaşlarımı da çok severim. Yeryüzüne biterim. Eve portakal aldıgımda kasayla alırım, dayanamayanlar çürür..."

Nuri Pakdil

"I have never devil a bit liked something a shade, most particularly I never liked something average: I always loved much. I love my friends much. I am fond of the earth. Whenever I buy oranges, I buy a crate of them, those that don't endure goes bad..."

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Findings of Michael Jackson Autopsy

The Consti Magazine keeps reporting. According to the news published yesterday, the so called autopsy photos are fake and they don't belong to Mike.

As for the autopsy results: They are real and quite sad.

I copy directly:

"Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.

And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations. LUNGED to a “severely emaciated” 8st 1oz. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.

Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.

LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.

A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.

SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.

All appeared to result from attempts to pump adrenaline directly into the organ in a failed bit to restart it.

Three of the injections had penetrated the heart wall — causing damage — but a fourth missed and hit one of the 50-year-old star’s ribs.

The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.

The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.

As inquiries into the tragedy last night focused on the star’s personal physician Dr Conrad Murray, a source close to the Jackson entourage said: “Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realise the appalling state he was in.

“He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years.

“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed. Somebody is going to have to pay.”

Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.

He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.

Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.

Additional damage was believed to have been caused by oxygen masks and tubing inserted during resuscitation attempts. But in an ironic twist, the probe found Jacko was recovering well from skin cancer — with an op to shave cells from his chest a total success.

A second autopsy demanded by the Jackson family was carried out at a secret location on Saturday after the first ruled out foul play.

Family friend Rev Jesse Jackson said the family were deeply suspicious about what caused his death.

Dr Murray was hired just 11 days ago by AEG Live — the firm masterminding Jacko’s 50-date residency at London’s O2 Arena, which was due to start next month.

Sources claimed the family were preparing a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against the cardiologist.

Detectives were unable to find the doctor at Jackson’s home and his car was taken away for analysis as police sought him for questioning. He surfaced late on Friday and was quizzed over the weekend.

The Sun told on Saturday how Jacko had developed stage fright for the first time and was terrified of performing the comeback gigs.

Aides claimed the ailing star even believed he would be KILLED if he pulled out on health grounds. We also revealed he was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.

Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed."

Ain't is quite depressing.
Mike what have you done to your self, huh? :-/
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