Sunday, May 31, 2009

Err...

If Microsoft was managing the traffic...





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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Some Creative Ideas...(II)

I find some unusual creative ideas and impressions cool, meaningful and expressive...


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Friday, May 29, 2009

Some Creative Ideas...(I)

Some Creative ideas are neither esthetic nor telling much...


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Color Psychology


What are your favorite colors to wear? I tend to pick white, orange or black mainly.
From the chromoherapy a.k.a light therapy or color therapy, each color you put on brings some energy.

For instance, if it is GREEN it has a healing effect.
YELLOW is good for an uplift in mood.
RED is for boosting the self-esteem
WHITE helps refreshing. It helps deleting negative emotions and bring the energy for new beginnings.
GRAY - BLACK brings blending in people, getting invisible, makes turning inside. A little bit sad and depressive it is; though it is a fashion basic.
ORANGE - boosts creativity and gives energy.
BLUE - Comforting, calming, chilling
PURPLE - Hm. It is controversial. According to some sources it makes one distinguished; and for some, it is a neurotic color for those who tend to to commit a suicide. (Uiii scary) I guess it depends how you explain your choice.

Hm I wrote'em down, still I doubt if they are universal or not.
I believe NOT.

Well, stay away from pale palettes and COLOR UP!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Morning Coffee - Breakfast & Poetry

Hey, although we are programmed to come back to ourselves after having a cup of coffee, according to some research results, an apple or even drinking a glass of relatively cold water works the same in the mornings.




Anyway, I do not give up my coffee.
Neither my breakfast.
A Turkish poet says "breakfast must have something to do with happiness" (Cemal Süreyya)
Consti highly reccommends reading his poetry. Simply and deep in one ;)



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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Consti Listens to...GLORIA!

Nowadays I just cannot help listening to Mando Diao's GLORIA. Such a song with the feeling of somehow 70's takes my mind away. The sound is already 70's, and if you listen to it somehow carefully, you will discover the emancipatory, liberal denotations.

Consti says this is a excellent song of the recent days!



Ach, please also note that the other 2 items of my recent top 3 are :
number 2-> eminem - we made you
number 3-> flo rida & t pain - low

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Moooooooooooom

Therez something in my watermelon! :O


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Monday, May 25, 2009

Tattoo

Now I am hanging around with an odd-cheap tatoo on my right arm, dome by a friend -Kryska actually ehehee- in the library.

For some time I tought of having a tatoo, but on my back, somewhere close to my neck. I will not tell what I deamt of having. (Yes I am jealous if someone should like the idea and gets it done)

Then I changed my mind. I don't want to imprion my complexion under artificial colors, patterns et cetera. Having it temporary is a better idea. So that from time to time I may have something on my body, till is vanised. If I wanna have it longer, it is possible to get it done once. But If I get bored of it & wanna have something new, it is still possible.

The emancipatio that is provided by a temporary tattoo is unbearably light :)

As for piercings...I am pro- side of the sbj ;)



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A MODEL, FULL IN SIZE'N CURVY


Whilst a number of gals are suffering anorexia or blumia to get slimmer on behalf of being beautiful, Emmalina Thompsell, who is size 40 -size 12- climbed to be a Miss East Anglia finalist. She is beautiful with a meaningful face and a curvy, quite feminine form...



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Saturday, May 23, 2009

What am I up to Now?

Kind'a creative procrastination.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

How to Spend Leisure Time?

He needs some hobbies, obviously.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Gotta Have that Comfort Pimpin


Only in China...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sleep Disorder


But not insomnia. This is something else...

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Say CHEEESE


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Biosphere Egg

Scientists at NASA created an amazing self-sustaining mini tiny ecosystem that survives on sun light. This is a kind of simulation of creating - settling life @ space. If you are interested you can read the relevant article through this link.

I wonder if this experiment is also the ego-masturbation of those scientists, to feel how to create a universe and thus become god jr? Hahaa don't get pissed. Just kiddin'.

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Monday, May 18, 2009

I Do Read Perez


I love the white plots on the photos@Perez's...:)))

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

I'm not Fat


This best figure obsession is such a sick thing to make some health workers marking this sweet boy, Zac Forder(6) as overwight. His mother responded by a letter.

How sick is it to install his litte world a weight-fixation?!!


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Saturday, May 16, 2009

ITZ A TRAP!


It is possible to get out of a scrape of fire, but the emergency stairway...

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Efficient Advertising?




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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Star Wars Bloopers Continued


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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Hard Work (6)


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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

CONSTI CAREER SERVICES - POLITICAL SCIENTIST


Hello World,

Hereby I openly release that, I , Consti, a political scientist and a soon-to-be-doctor, am seeking an academic position in a university where my pocket will be filled well and a proper atmosphere will be provided for an academic research and efficiency. What I promise is relentless louds of productivity; publications, conferences, value adding to your university.
If interested please do not hesitate to get in touch, thus I may pass you my curriculum vitae an all other documents you wanna see.

My e-mail adress is: constireports@googlemail.com

Best Regards
Consti

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Potty Training is Vital


My mates are supposed to be thankful that I did not upload this picture of "wc signs" on facebook to tag'em all on it.

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No Sense Entry...

I procrastinated madly for a huuuuuuuuge day time and now its 02.55 a.m that I'm studying really fruitfully but my eyes already began shading tears for a sleep. Idiotic cleavage. I was about to save the world but gotta sleep now. Dash it! Perhaps tomorro...



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Monday, May 11, 2009

Surprise!


Hmm...Consti likes surprises. Still not regardless of the sort.
This is not Consti type, still for some surprise is surprise, yeah?
Well, much fun I wish you ;)

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

How to Look Like an Idiot?

She knows it well. Follow this gal:


Still, those are unfortunate days to make any call of a pig, due to swine flu.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Don' Play With Your Food


Unless it is Pacman...

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Are You Daring to Challenge Consti?

Hello World,

The Punitive Consti Beats@My Brute.
U Dare?

ConstiBeats My Brute

or

constisbrute My Brute

or


constisfighterMy Brute




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Consti Hardly Gets Her Hair Done


It is so hard for Consti to endure the times in hair-dresser. I feel like standing up, slapping him/her screaming "enough!!! take your hands off my heaaaad" and walk away.

Still, I like done-up hair :)

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Do You Sing in the Bath?


My neighbours do. I can hear them. Some are so untalented that I would never expect them having any kind of confidence to sing, yes even in the bath.
It is a common phenomenon that people sing in the bath, because the regular bath structure resonates your voice which sound somehow more deep or well-toned.
As for me, Consti does not sing in the bath, but whilst putting o makeup, doing the dishes or cleaning the house, depending on my mood.
Better so ;)

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Street Fighter Guys@Facebook

If you think that the Street Fighter Guys are cool, think twice. They are working their cell-phones hard to get a couple of cool photos that you r used to see on Facebook.

For instance Ryu:




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Design for Pee


Well, good idea...

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Turkish Mocha



Have you ever had a cup off well foamed Turkish Mocha? No?!
Whadda big loss!!!
It is delicious and digestive. It is served in mini tiny cups alike espresso cups. The coffee is cooked at a low heat in a pot. The more foam you have in your cup, more successful it is cooked.
It is served with a glass of water and a couple of Turkish delight. You take a sip from the water before you begin sipping your mocha. This cleans your mouth. Then you drink some water afterwards, in order to clean your mouth from the small coffee particles.
The coffee and water never mixes homogeneous. The rest coffee is piles up in the bottom of the cup.
This rest coffee promises much fun.


If you turn your saucer and place it over your cup, then by placing your thumb finger on it you turn the entire cup upside down and leave it a side for approximately 5 minutes.
Afterwards you friend opens it and tells fortune through the forms left on your cup and on the saucer.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Berlusconi's Divorce


The second wife (Veronica Lario) of Silvio Berlusconi finally decided to quit him, since he was being all the time nasty and continuously surrounded by young women. If I'm not mistaken it was last week that he attended at a birthday party of an 18-year-old Blondie. Her gift was a diamond necklace. This put Veronica's back up, because he was always absent at the birthdays of his own kids. By the way, the couple has 3 children.

According to the news, the divorce is going to be highly costly and Silvio Berlusconi's fortune is estimated to be around 6billion Pounds. Gosh!

I felt compelled to tell you that Berlusconi is 72 years old...



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Botox Barbie


I guess I like pumping world kinda Barbie hatret. See what has happened to her this time.
She was aged and plumped. Then she suddenly decided to youthen. Lost some weight and...yeah she got some botox shots.
Well, buy this botox barby to your kid as well, if she has already one of the regular Barbies. So that she may believe that women look so when they get aged and she will not be afraid to see her mom so, then her self.
Do not deny me. What I'm tellin' you is the extension of the ongoing distorted beauty understanding.
And no, I am not ugly and do not have any inferiority complex about my look ;)

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Consti the Chatterbox


Consti does something to appreciate. I've gone through some displeasing times and now I am about to do something nice and go on a breathtaking trip. This is going to be special to me. I am excited, contagious. I have my notes in my hands to discover a land that I've neva been. I know I gonna LOVE it. It will be thrilling to trace the Ottoman left-overs.

Still, I have to admit that a piece of my mind and heart is wrapped up in Didi. Anyway, this is not dramatic, she will be fine soon. Sure. I love her. She is my one and only ally.

I recently realized that this is my 10th year under a university. Ain't a long studentship? I wanna get PhinisheD ASAP and go something new. I am getting more enthusiastic. But first I need a real job in a university.

Well I know I am wandering off a lot tonight but last thing I wanna put is about a name I came at internet internet. The Chickipedia! I split with laughter. Tight pimpin, huh? :)) Creative.

I go'n sleep and leave a nice but demode song here. Enjoy it! Love you all...



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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Barbie got Realistic


Can anyone tel me what the fuck Barbie was occupied with other than hanging around with Ken and showing off? Nothing.

As Ken quited her she snap herself into eating...Hah, at least got realistic.

Never buy Barbie to your children. NEVA!!!

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Swine Flu


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Helpful Tips on How to Apologize


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I Don't Like This

Dear Neighbours,

Even though I do not want to say directly vis a vis you,I can erm..


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Friday, May 1, 2009

DANGER! Men in the Kitchen

Never underestimate the abilities of a man in the kitchen. If you ask whether he could cook, he will utter "All the famous cooks are men".
Sure, they can cook:


The only thing is, the kitchen will not only be tidied up afterwards, but also be fixed...
...
Anyway, he can even wash the dishes after cooking. If you ask him if he could manage he will say "I have alredy done this daily when I was a student living alone":


And sure he is a profi in doing the laundry and taking care of the kitty:
Trust them. At least pretend so...

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