Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tipps for a Fit Summer

Easy even whilst conducting with kitchen work...:P


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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker Hired a Surrogate Mother!!!


Carrie of The Sex And The City, Sarah Jessica Parker and the husband Matthew Broderick are expecting twin daughters through a surrogate pregnancy.

I wonder if the hiring of a surrogate mother is a necessity for medical reasons or for celebrial epiphany? Ain't she so old to be in such an effort of keeping the slim'n toned figure? She is already 44.

The couple already have a six-year-old son, namely James Wilkie. I am curious about the details.

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This is Hello Kitty Terror


Its hardly any sweet...

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tired of and Fed up with the Bad News


Hello World,

I am so tired of hearing bad news. I am just speechless since yesterday my non-biological-sista Didi caled me to tell about the tumor she has, about her pains and about the forthcoming surgery. Sure she is going to get better. I cross my fingers, I pray for that. I won't ask any "WHY", but, world, Punitive Consti has a heavy hearth.

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Swine Flu Outbreak - The World Health Organization Raised Global Pandemic Alert On!!!


Fears of pandemic is rising. In Mexico the death toll already reached at 80. The World Health Organization says the swine-flu-virus carries a pandemic potential. When the passengers flying from the America Continent to the European airports, that are carrying flu-like symptoms are being hospitalized and checked-up for the virus. Aleady 2 British are hospitalized in Scotland after a holiday in Mexico and they are confirmed of having the virus. In Spain, a man has tested positive for swine flu and 17 other people are under investigation. France found 2 suspected cases. There are 3 cases reported in NRW of Germany. Israel even reported its first case this week.

Swine flue is a respiratory disease. The virus spreads human to human via breath and particles by coughing and sneezing. It is advised not to kiss, not to shake hands until the alert turns off. Even carrying a mask is couraged but simultaneously people are also warned against masked thieves. Good hygiene like using a tissue and washing hands thoroughly can help reduce transmission.

Pfff wtf is this now?!! Moreova I wonder if I lost my sweet friend because of such a shit...
Sad. so sad.

Gosh, whadda world.

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Solidarity is Vital


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Monday, April 27, 2009

School Field Trip?


No Way!!!

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Those Were the Days



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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Photoshop Diagnosed


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Friday, April 24, 2009

Supergranny!

Ahahaaa
Ain't she cool?!!
Grannies tend to complaint of their pains in their bones and joints. And now see how tough Mrs. Calman is.
Isn't she cool?

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She is Miss Universe Contestant!!!!!


Is it the best model Australia could send to the contest?

She is just skin and bones!!! I can count her ribs... She definitely looks like those photos of starving poor Africans. She is just too bony. No curves, no tits, no sexy bums, no proportion. She looks definitely scary and she should not be the role model of any teenagers.

She is 180 cm and only 49 kg this makes her body mass index 15.1!!!Which already hints that she is hardly any healthy. She is obviously malnourished and suffers an eating disorder. According to the news The World Health Authority rates people with a BMI of less than 18 as malnourished. The WHA advices using models only with 20 BMI.

I wonder why did they let her compete. She was supposed to be ousted because she is underweight.

Anyway, it is visible that this look is no attractive, no sexy/hot/magnetic, no beautiful nor proportionate. This is something to be abolished from the screens and catwalks since it is SICK.

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Personal Assistant

Ladies! I found a cool personal assistant:


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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Superman

The super hero, global celebrity Superman was unemployed for such a long time.

Now he has his costume on...But now he is earning a life through fantasies.


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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bacon Bra



This is one of the most disgusting things I've eva seen.
Bizarre.
I really wonder who came up with such a dull idea?!!

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What Did Ronald McDonald Do?


The drug lord Ronald was taken off last year...


Now he is again free, but homeless:
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Perez called Miss California "Dumb Bitch"


Perez was one of the judges of Miss California and he asked the gal what she thinks about gay marriage.

Actually, he was expecting an answer like "everybody deserves being happy" but the gal replied as follows:

Well, I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offence to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think it should be - between a man and a woman. Thank you very much."

Since two days Perez is tweeting about this...

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2 Carat Mug



Whadda creative gift!Let her putting the finger in the ring...Even though itz not for THE proposal, still this may put her off for some time.

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Monday, April 20, 2009

Tiny Toons Theme Song and Lyrics



I loved this series and watched all through the 90s.

we're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
and in this cartoony, we're invading your tv!
we're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors,
on tiny toon adventures get a dose of comedy!

so here's acme acres, it's a whole wide world apart,
our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
the scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected
on tiny toon adventures -- it's about to start!

they're furry, they're funny, they're babs and buster bunny,
montana max has money, elmyra is a pain!
here's hamton and plucky, dizzy devil's yucky,
furrball's unlucky, and gogo is insane!

at acme looniversity we earn our toon degree,
the teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!
we're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
it's tiny toon adventures, come and join the fun!

... and now our song is done!

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Danger of Death

This symbol must be globalized!!! I loved it.



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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Walk in Cocktail: Alcoholic Architecture

This report is especially for sista-Pink from London: :))

The Alcoholic Architecture is in the service of the Londoners with the pledge of making the visitors drunk without sipping any alcohol.

Actually, the visitors are supposed to breathe responsibly, because a cloud of gin-tonic rules the atmosphere in this breathe-the-booze-in bar. It is told that the mist tastes sweet and tangy as a normal gin and tonic. As you get a ticket, you stay there for 40-min. An ambulance is on standby, in case someone faints because of the heady fume.

One must be minimum 21 to enter to breath alcohol and the tickets are available from www.jellymongers.co.uk

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Britain's Got Talent - Shaheen Jafargholi



This contest keeps surprising. Firstly Susan Boyle was not expected to sing so and now Shaheen became the latest wonder of BGT.

For a 12-year-old kid...I can just say WOUW.

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Jet Simulator Training

This is the first step...



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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Susan Boyle Goes Global


On a couple of web-sites I read lines, referring her as "hairy star" "Scottish redneck" etc. Thtz a shame.

She is not looking georgeus undoubtedly, but thatz why she surprised that much, right?

It was assumed that she is old to be an idol and tatterdemalion. Nonetheless she break off all those entire judgements with her brilliant singing. Moreover she is not ill-mannered, but a nice person, one can see it clearly.

Her song choises are cool as well as her voice. Consti appreciates her gusto.

I liked her "cry me a river" much. Quite a much...Consti recommends.
Go for it:


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Slide


Fed up with your kid? All the time in your way? Bring him to a park. I sweaar he comes to heels ;)

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Friday, April 17, 2009

Consti Has Nutters as Friends


Koko volunteered to be appointed to Iraq for a stay till the end of this summer. Whaddda holiday itz gonna be Koko!!
She does not give a shit what she leaves behind or what she will come across there. She simply decided to live this experience and headed off...right after she received a 2 level promotion at once.
Thatz my gal. Hell yeah!!!

Nah lovely audience, when do we visit her there? Ah, Im even excited...:))

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Guess What...Still Procrastinating :(


That is exactly what I need...

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The River Foamed Up!


The river flowing down by passing a soap factory suddenly foamed up and the bubbles carried away miles down stream. Ain't it ducky?


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Star Wars Bloopers


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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Procrastinator


I am an incorrigible procrastinator...:-/

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Help Me!


Help! I'm sinking...

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Bloody Bangers


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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What is Global Warming?

Here is the answer:



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Football Nerves


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Amazing Sixth Sense Technology

This is seriously a must-watch video... I LOVE it! Itz just amazing...



This is, simply, a system composed of a mini-projector and a camera working in accordance with a cellphone. Its operational system is not complicated, its benefit it huge and it is the hottest technological toy I've seen recently! Wanna send Consti one? :)

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Rebel Souls

Some people are rebels from the very birth.


They grow to be relebls, and overly expressive and reactionary.
Which does not make'em insolent or aweless.

Eventhough Consti is not a rebel soul, she is proud and welloff to have a couple rare of them in her social ring.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ouch! That Must Have Hurt


The photography artist Kerry Skarbakka is presents a gallery of photos that scares, brings the ouch effect besides the question "how that photo was taken?" bumping in the heads of the audience.

Skarbakka, has a BA degree of Studio Arts from University of Washington.

I have no clue about photography technique, but in each photo, it is Kerry Skarbakka himself who looks one second away from break off his bones.

He is falling from trees, bridges, over his bike, from the stairs...

Actually, that is not a motion photography, but he is standing still with the help of some wires, ropes and some other supporting material. He is not putting himself under any risks but photos are taken safely.

This interesting artist has got a gallery on www.skarbakka.com ...

There are a number of other devastating photos in diverse portfolios. Do not miss them as well.



According to his assertions, he decided to take photos of fall after he saw people jumping off the twin towers to survive, but who died as well, on 9/11/2001.

In his interview to Chicago Sun Times he said:

"I was so distraught, I needed some way to find an artistic response"

Impressive...







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Sperm Bank


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Searching for Computer Engineers to solve Difficult Problems


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Reminder for Those Still Wasting Their Time


Lost wealth may be replaced by industry,
lost knowledge by study,
lost health by temperance or medicine,
but lost time is gone forever.
..
Samuel Smiles




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Monday, April 13, 2009

Star Wars Bloopers

Little candy stormtrooper became a cuddly white bunny...

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How to Tie a Tie



Consti undertakes a public service and tells you how to tie a tie, cuz Consti found out that a considerable number of the males around are incapable of doing this.

So Gentlemen, here is the first step:


And now here you go:



Or perhaps you do not posess even one tie! Then a sheet of paper rallies around for you:


What about a bow-tie?


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Harry and his Guys are Gothic


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